Controlled weeds on roadsides around St. Kitts today, “the place that time forgot” so my dad says. I feel like i should go back there and investigate some more, saw some pretty cool old buildings.
it was not day, it was in fact night, a dark one, though not so dark that one could not make out the textures of the bark on trees, there were rough textures, some were smooth, none were fluorescent. it was in this darkness i came upon a man, a man who seemed like no other man, he was in fact not a man, as upon closer inspection it came to be that what i thought was a man was actually a woman.
B2. Are you thinking what I’m thinking B1?
B1. I think I am B2… but only because you wrote it on facebook 8 seconds ago.
i drank five of these.
doing that thing where you stare into space and don’t know what to do.
caffeine induced psychosis.
i want to drink more coffee because its so good.
i dont want to drink more coffee cos im afraid of what it might do to me.
so awesome.
the superhuman crocodile may potentially be making a comeback. we aren’t sure but it seems like a good idea, its been on my mind for a long time. the only problem is coming up with shit that i think is worth putting on here, i mean i already write bullshit on facebook and take copious amounts of instagrams, where the hell does tumblr fit in all that? and youtube, i uploaded somethings to youtube too.
WHYYYYYYY. I cant stand it i know you planned it ima set it straight this watergate. I can’t stand rocking when i’m in here, cause your crystal ball ain’t so crystal clear.
so yeah i kinda havent dribbled on like this in a while, maybe it will become more coherent or something if i keep doing it. yeah, cant be a bad thing.
A. are you talking to yourself again?
B. no, or maybe…
A. you know thats what facebook is for.
but yeah i do have shit i can talk about i spose, its just being bothered.
i can’t do this anymore, tumblr is totally gay and stuff and my crappy internet cant handle the interface, and i started college this year and i dont have the brain capacity to do this and that at the same time. when the superhumancrocodile returns, and it will, i will link the new stuff from here so anyone who finds this remnant of my life can continue the saga elsewhere. the superhumancrocodile bids you all farewell and much rejoicing for the future is bright and colourful and works on slow internets. k bye.
My freaking awesome dinner.
This is what Skippy looks like just before I eat him.
This is my awesome salad with cottage cheese, which is awesome.
And some awesome chips I made. In peanut oil.
YUM.
But i do know that without them we would have no beer or bread.
For this i am quite thankful.
Thank you, farmers.
My brain has been not working very good much lately but I have done some things:
So that covers the last week, in list form. Next week or maybe this weekend I will make something a bit more interesting but for now i thought a simple update on where i am would be good enough, plus ive had a couple of beers and in the future i will try to write things before i drink beer cos it doesnt seem to work as good when im technically “drunk”.
Anonymous asked: how old r you.?
i turn 24 in may
It’s hot today, at least 42 Celsius. So i took some photos to try and show a feeling of how hot it is, the pictures didn’t look hot enough so i ‘shopped them to look hotter, or to look as hot as it feels. Still didn’t quite work.
The ants seem to know how hot it is, i don’t know what theyre doing but they look like they’re freaking out, i wouldnt really know cos im not an entomologist, or a farmer.
And this is all ive seen Pippa do all day, lazy dog. I spose i can’t talk, blogging and drinking beer all day.
Anyways i’m just chillen in front of my fan drinking Asahi super “dry” and waiting for it to cool down so me and my dad can watch Bladerunner on blu-ray which i got yesterday. I’ll probably be drinking a different kind of beer later on, maybe some Moretti, an italian beer.
semperbi asked: On a side note, is the title of your ask a True Blood reference by any chance?
my ask? no its a reference to south park. from that time cartman had those glasses and was saying “respect my authoritah!”.
EDIT: it just occured to me that it was originally Radioheads lyrics to 2+2=5 “don’t question my authority or put me in a box cos im not, cos im not” which i then put a slight south park spin on to read “question my authoratay”
Today we went to Lyndoch to play bowls. The weather today was hot, at least 36 celsius, and as a result we only had to play 15 ends. Today was also the first time my Dad had been asked to be a skipper and I got to play with him. He did well, quite well, he didn’t yell at me once like some other skips do. In the end we were down overall by a few shots but our rink was up by one shot at least. Maybe if we had played a full 25 ends we could have made more of a difference but this is how it goes.
Thats what I look like when I play bowls.
Here are my latest camera acquisitions. I went round to carers link op shop the other day as they usually have a pile of cameras there that I wanted to check out. I found these. Theres two Agfamatics and a Ricoh 35 EFS. The two Agfas are pretty interesting and maybe one day I can find some film to fit them, otherwise the Ricoh takes normal old 35 and I think should still work ok. I know the flash works which is good because my other ricoh has no flash. One day, I say. One day.
